Blood donation

Sickly

Remember a few weeks ago when I posted an article about my blood donation?

A couple weeks later, I got a notice in my mailbox that my postman had tried to drop off a certified letter from the blood bank, but I wasn’t there to receive it (I was working). That made me a little bit nervous. Why would the blood bank need to send me something so securely and confidentially? Maybe they found HIV in my blood, ha ha. No, that couldn’t be it, ha ha ha.

So the next day I swung by the post office and picked up the letter. Darn, it was a thick envelope, as it would be if it included brochures and stuff about how to deal with my recent HIV contraction, ha ha ha. I opened it up and read through the letter. Ah, thank God, they didn’t find HIV in my blood. Phew.

No, they found hepatitis C.

Yeah, and the rest of the envelope was sure enough filled with brochures and stuff about what hep C is and how to deal with it and stuff. Well, they found hep C in their first test, but then tested it again and couldn’t find it the second time, so they think that the first test was a false positive… but here’s a bunch of information about it and maybe you should see a real doctor about this, and also, sorry, but you’re off the donor list for six months even if you don’t have it.

Ha.

Now, you may find this hard to believe, but I don’t exactly live the hardcore life. I don’t shoot meth and I don’t patronize prostitutes. If I really did have the hep, I probably would have got it by giving blood… But, I mean, the letter was kinda clear that I probably didn’t have it, but it was still hella scary, ya know?

So I called the clinic and made an appointment to get blood drawn and tested. I got the phone call with the results today. Would this story end up being a comedy or a tragedy? Was I positive or negative for hepatitis C?

(suspenseful pause)

Well, I was negative, of course. I probably really had nothing to fear all along, but of course it’s good to get a definitive answer to the question, and not have the nagging feeling that maybe, maybe, it was the second test the blood bank did which was actually wrong. So for that it was worth the cost and trouble (especially if my insurance ends up covering the former - jury’s still out on that).

More long tech-related postings coming… eventually, I promise. Until then (and well after), keep giving blood for as long as your local bank lets you…

Getting my vein tapped

BloodmobileLast night at around 7:00 PM I received a call from the local blood bank reminding me that I was able to donate again, and that a “bloodmobile” would be in the city park walking distance from my apartment the next day.

This would be my third time giving blood. It’s something I’ve always wanted to do, because I’ve always known how helpful it can be. But for whatever reason, cowardice kept me from doing it until my first time a few months ago. Needles are needles, and needles are scary. But finally one day I knew it was something that had to be done, so I did some research on what to expect, and then finally just did it.

And they’ve been asking me back every eight weeks since. It turns out my blood type is O Negative, which makes me a “universal donor;” my blood can be accepted by anyone. However, the other types of blood are incompatible with each other in varying ways. So they like to get as much as my kind of blood as possible.

After my first donation, I was sent a donor card with a barcode. By scanning the card, they don’t have to ask me a bunch of personal information that they already have on file. Some information, however, is always re-asked; have I ever taken any drugs on this particular list, am I currently taking antibiotics, have I been engaging in any risky sexual behavior, have I been overseas in the last three years - that one, for a few months more at least, I still answer yes to and explain my stay in Japan. Previously, this questionnaire is done with checkboxes on a sheet of paper, but on this newer high-tech van - “M1, but we call it M-wonderful,” said one of the nurses; the other two are smaller and apparently older - it was done with a tablet PC. This wasn’t much of an improvement, though, as questions appeared one-at-a-time on the tablet and there was about a two-second lag time between questions, so it took more time than simply quickly checking boxes on a form.

A nurse then took me in a closed room and verified my answers. Once all that is cleared, she pricks my finger and takes a small blood sample, putting it in a thin glass tube which then goes into a centrifuge for a moment. The centrifuge separates all the various gunk in my blood which allows her to check to make sure it’s all in correct proportions. She also checks my pulse and blood pressure.

Once I clear all that, it’s back into the main body of the van to choose an arm and a chair. My left arm seems to be the good one, with a nice thick vein close to the skin on the inside of my elbow. The nurse sits me in a reclined chair with a rest for my left arm. She asks me my name and date of birth as one final confirmation that I am who I say I am. She gives me a rubber ball to squeeze to really make the vein pop, then marks its location on my skin with a marker. (This is the part where I start to get kind of spooked - the anticipation of the poke.) Another nurse hands her the bag and tubes which will collect my blood, which she drapes over my arm for convenience. She rubs the area thoroughly with a swab of some cootie-killer whose name I can’t recall, and then… I close my eyes and try to calm myself as the needle slides into my skin and vein.

My arm being drainedBefore the blood flows into the big bag, she collects some in test tubes, presumably for testing for disease before my blood is used. Both these tubes and the bag are given matching barcode stickers. Then, by closing some tubes and opening others, the blood starts to flow into the big bag, which will hold about a pint (half a liter) when full. The bag is placed on a scale which is out of sight from where I’m reclining.

Filling the bag takes about five or six minutes. It’s a bit of a weird experience. You know what’s happening, because you can see the tubes coming out of your arm, full of your dark red life-stuff; but you don’t really feel it going out or anything, just a little pinch of your arm where the needle is. I pass the time chatting with the nurses, and am pleasantly surprised when I ask one if she’ll take a picture of my arm with the tubes coming out of it and she does so, resulting in this great shot.

The scale holding the bag of blood beeps as the bag gets near full, then beeps faster after it’s full. The nurse clamps the tubes shut and removes the needle. She uses special pincers to squeeze all the blood left in the tubes into the bag, then seals the bag shut. She has me place gauze over the hole in my arm and raise my arms for a few moments as she does this. Finally she checks my arm to confirm that I’m not leaking, then puts on some fresh gauze and a bandage. (She offers me to choose the bandage color; when I say I don’t care, she reaches for the rolls of bandages behind her without looking and randomly grabs the red one.) I’m instructed to not skip meals or do strenuous exercise for the next couple of days and sent to the back of the van. I grab half of a vaguely banana-flavored muffin from the counter and a tropical punch juice box from a cooler. After a little chit-chat, I start heading home.

A bag of blood!Some people who give blood apparently feel dizzy or even faint afterwards; for me so far, it’s been more like brief moments of feeling stunned, like when I’ve gone too long without sleep. I experience this for a moment while walking home; I slow down my pace and make it home in one piece. At home, my arm is a little sore and it kind of feels like time is passing faster than normal (what? It’s almost 8:00 already?), but I’m doing okay.

I take the pictures off my new camera’s memory card, post them on Flickr, and post this article on my blog.

Folks, every day in the world, there’s a certain number of people who have a Really Bad Day. Donating your blood to them can make their day a little better. It’s safe (if a little scary) and typically takes less than an hour of your time every eight weeks. Don’t be an idiot like me and put it off; start now and do it often. Do some research, then check your local phone book or ask around about donation organizations in your area.

See this Flickr set for more and full-sized photos. This is my first time using Flickr… not bad.

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