I'm a bigoted homophobic fascist

…because I will vote Yes on California Proposition 8, which will add the line “only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California” to the state constitution.

This little ballot measure is probably the one being most noisily debated both in the state and outside it. Proponents are saying it will make sure the sanctity of marriage goes unadulterated and that traditional families will continue to be represented and blah blah, and opponents are saying that it’s an attempt to institutionalize bigotry and deny homosexual couples equal rights afforded to heterosexual couples and blah blah - you’ve heard all the arguments before. But I’m afraid in all the blather between the two sides, the true issue at stake with this proposition is being dismissed or ignored. And that issue is not gay marriage, no matter how much both sides think it should be.

Let’s back up a little. In 2000, little ol’ liberal California passed Proposition 22, which legally defined marriage as a heterosexual union, thus giving California its first codified definition of marriage in its history (up until that point, it being heterosexual was just assumed). The margin was significant; over 61% voted in favor of it. Thus, only heterosexual couples could marry in California.

However, earlier this year, some cases made it to the California Supreme Court which challenged the constitutionality of the law. After reviewing the case, the Court released a 4/3 split decision which invalidated Proposition 22.

Something which over four and a half million people from all over California voted into law was invalidated by four fogies in robes sitting in an air-conditioned room sipping filtered icewater with lemon slices. The same liberals who chant and march for democracy and enfranchisement have a habit of falling eerily silent when the actual enforcement of those ideals would lead to an unfavorable outcome.

Now don’t get me wrong; I understand the whole checks and balances thing. And I think it’s generally a good idea. But this law was not created by some interminable dangerous legislative sect or some out-of-control executive. This law came into being by the vote of the people; the people these judges are supposed to be working for. What was the point of having a vote on it if the legislative branch were just going to decide the issue for us anyway? Millions of Californians - whether they voted for or against it - were disenfranchised after the court decided to invalidate the vote and write their own rules.

And that’s the real issue. Not gay marriage. The decision of the court effectively legalized gay marriage in California, and for the last few months, gays have been marrying in California, filling out forms labeled with “Party A” and “Party B” instead of “Woman” and “Man.” During that time, there has not, to the best of my knowledge, been a measurable increase in the number of human lightning strikes or plagues of locusts. The state has not been torn off of the continent and sunk into the Pacific. And just on a personal level, I’m really not bothered that much by the thought of gays marrying. It’s certainly… different, yes, but I can’t imagine any scenarios by which my life has been or will be negatively affected by it.

The real issue is that the courts overruled the will of the people. Proposition 8 is a vote on whether we’re going to allow them to get away with it or not.

The primary difference between Props 8 and 22 is that 8 will make heterosexual marriage a part of the California constitution, whereas 22 simply made it a normal law. Constitutional amendments cannot, to the best of my knowledge, be revoked by the courts by any other manner than the passage of anotherr constitutional amendment which strikes it out. A vote of no on 8 sets a dangerous precedent; it tells the court that the people of California are just fine with a small group of people in Sacramento overriding their votes and elections. It’s purely by chance, and somewhat unfortunate, that the issue with which this has all come to a head is gay marriage.

If this were a proposition to add language to the constitution explicitly permitting gay marriage, I wouldn’t have a problem with it. Nor would I stress too much if Prop 8 passed, then another proposition invalidating it passed in the very next election. As I said, the real issue here is whether we’re going to permit the courts to disenfranchise us. However, since the incidental issue to all this is the legal status of gay marriage, those who favor 8 are doomed to become bigoted homophobic fascists - like me. But hold on to your hats; I’m about to share my personal opinion on marriage and government which might just flip your lid.

The recognizance of one’s marital status at either the federal or state level is extraconstitutional. By that I mean that there is no language in the US constitution which says that tracking whether and to who (sorry, I refuse to use the word “whom” anymore) people are married, and, at least for now, there’s none in the California constitution either, as far as I know. So the government should not keep track of it. Extend all benefits and tax breaks that married people receive to everyone. Peoples’ marriage status should stop having any relevance to their standing with the government at all.

That way, marriage becomes purely a social issue. If a man and a woman, a man and a man, a woman and a woman, two men and five women, or a banana slug and a narwhal want to get together at their local church, community center, park, graveyard, or coral reef and exchange some ceremonial vow of fidelity, and they want to call this ceremony a “marriage” and refer to themselves as “married,” then so be it. The government doesn’t need to - the government shouldn’t - be involved. Man, how fascist is that?

Try Netflix. Seriously.

As I write this, I’m aware that there is currently a debate going on between the blowhard and the fogey. I’m not watching it, though; though I have a rather nice 32-inch Vizio HDTV (I got it at Costco, who has ’em at a great price; I kind of regret not just opting for a smaller size, though. I could barely fit the box for this thing in my car), I don’t have cable or satellite service, nor an antenna.

But I’m not one of these cocky jerks who are all like, “Oh, I don’t watch TV because there’s nothing good on.” Hells no; to the contrary, when I first moved in to this apartment, I did have cable service and I watched TV quite often. And if I still had cable service, you can bet I’d be watching all the pro wrestling and cartoons and budgetless reality TV I could - and, yes, maybe even a presidential debate every once in a while. But one day the cable service to my apartment got shut down. They never sent me a bill for it, and I sure as hell didn’t want them to start sending me a bill for it. So I just did nothing.

So instead of spending my four hours a day watching TV, I’ll spend it on my computer or playing video games. But sometimes I need a “lean back” activity that provides maximum entertainment stimulation with minimum brain activity. Enter Netflix.

I won’t bother telling you what Netflix is - you’ve seen the commercials, I’m sure. (I saw them all the time back when I had cable!) So let me just say that it’s totally worth it. For about a third of the price of basic cable, DVDs magically appear in my mailbox every few days. (Netflix’s plans vary by how many discs you may have out at once; I’m on the three disc plan, which runs me $16.99 a month.) I watch ‘em, pack ‘em back up in their envelope and toss them in an outgoing mailbox. Wash, rinse, repeat. Thanks to Netflix I’m currently watching Avatar: The Last Airbender on DVD. I’m currently halfway through Season 2, and convinced that this just might be the finest American action ’toon ever created - sorry, Samurai Jack. Recently I also rented Linda Linda Linda, a Japanese movie about a high school rock band (very good!), and Apocalypto, an action flick about a cat-and-mouse chase set during Mayan civilization (good, but often seemingly violent for violence’s sake). Just today came Pirates of Silicon Valley, an old made-for-TV dramatized (but quite accurate) documentary about the early years of the Microsoft/Apple feud. And when I finish that and send it back, Netflix will send me the next movie in my queue, which is currently 53 discs long and includes discs from Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy to Mirrormask to Burn Notice to Speed Racer to Alice in Wonderland. (Turn off the lights, put on your headphones, turn the sound up, and watch that video in high-quality mode on full-screen. It’s a substance-free mind trip, maaaaaan…)

Not all is perfect with them, though. They claim to be able to ship movies out in one business day, which is probably true if you don’t live in BFE like I do (I’ll let you guess which one of these I have in mind). Also, they offer a service which lets you watch streaming movies over the internet so that you don’t even have to use a physical DVD to enjoy the movie, but - surprise surprise! - it only works on Windows. However, I hear that later this fall they’re going to offer the service up to Xbox Live subscribers, so I’ll be able to use it in that case. But for the time being, it’s a bit of a bummer that I’m paying the same price as those who actually do receive one-day shipments and can watch movies on their computer, but I’m denied those benefits.

Anyway, Netflix has sent me some coupon codes to give to my friends which will give them a free month of Netflix service to try it out. And since I don’t have any friends (slight exaggeration), I figure I’ll post them up on the internet instead, first come, first serve. Each code will only work once, so try a code, and if it doesn’t work, move on to the next one. Go here to redeem the codes. Here they are:

  • M308649191125
  • M318689191095
  • M368619191375
  • M308609191385

And yes, in case you’re wondering, I did totally steal this idea from this guy. Of course, my (and his) act isn’t entirely selfless; every time someone redeems one of these codes, Netflix will temporarily bump up my allotment of DVDs I can have out at one time. So do us both a favor and use up those codes!

Introducing Ubercart Auction

I started a new project at Drupal.org today. It’s called Ubercart Auction, and, as you may have guessed, it’s a module which adds auction capabilities to the excellent Ubercart shopping cart system for Drupal. (At the time I posted this, the lovely D.o robots had yet to pack the code together into a downloadable dev release yet, but hopefully it’ll happen soon.) It was written for a client whose site isn’t live yet who is going to want to sell things via auction on their store. After seeing how well the module was progressing and how useful it could be for other people, I asked our contact there if they would be cool with us releasing it for free, and he gave us the okay.

Drupal’s other e-commerce solution, appropriately named Drupal e-Commerce, already has an auction solution. However, Ubercart seems to have more momentum nowadays. It’s a bit complicated to set up, and the D6 version isn’t up to snuff yet, but it’s quite the capable little bugger. Heck, anything’s better than the horrid tangle of code that is osCommerce (or, as a friend and I dubbed it last night, posCommerce).

I also started work last night (on my own time) on a little module which would provide a block telling site visitors how many form submissions the lovely anti-spam service Mollom has blocked on your site. I was hoping to have it done tonight, but Mollom’s servers seem to always report that it’s blocked zero submissions, which can’t be right. If I can get these issues resolved soon, I’ll probably create a project for it over the weekend.

The entire internet has seen her email

So you’ve probably heard about Sarah Palin’s Yahoo! Mail account being hacked (excuse me… cracked) by Anonymous. For a while now, I’ve been considering moving away from my mail account hosted through my web host and to using a service like Gmail full-time, but this bit of news has given me pause.

On the one hand, it’s been a rather shocking reminder that, when you have easy access to your data via the internet, so does the rest of the world…

Then again, that’s not necessarily to say that my current account is any safer. One part of Palin’s story is that Yahoo! recognized when many different IP addresses were attempting to access the account concurrently and shut the account down. I don’t think my hosting company has any safeguard like that in place.

The implications of storing your personal information with a service you don’t own and could never have physical access to should definitely be considered before one decides to use a service like this. As for me… I still haven’t made up my mind.

UPDATE: ABC News has an article with an account from someone who might possibly be the real hacker who did this, explaining how it was done. Apparently, instead of trying to guess Palin’s password, they merely reset it by answering her security questions with publicly-available information, such as “Where did you meet your spouse.” (Wasilla High). However, apparently the hacker has had second thoughts when he realized the enormity of what he had done - especially when the emails he found were none too scandalous. This might be the first and only time you see the words “newfag” and “/b/tard” used by the old media.

iNtercontinental

You might have heard about the recent release of iTunes if you’ve read any sort of tech-related web site lately. The program has two new “genius” features; the Genius Sidebar and the ability to create a Genius Playlist. The Genius Sidebar is a clear ploy to get you to spend more money at the iTunes Store; as you play a song, it recommends albums and songs by the same or similar groups in the sidebar. It doesn’t seem to be the best designed as it often recommends songs I already own and have in iTunes… but it did successfully get $20 out of me the other day.

iTunes 8You see, as I played a song by Japanese rock group the pillows (lower-case intentional), it suggested I buy their two latest albums in the iTunes store. I was flabbergasted, as the company that was releasing their albums domestically has been MIA for over a year and a half and I hadn’t heard anything about a new deal being inked. I searched Amazon (both their CD section and their MP3 section) for the albums, but they weren’t to be found. It appears that Apple managed to make a deal to distribute their music digitally stateside, even though nobody is distributing their actual physical CD.

Now ever since Amazon started up Amazon MP3, I haven’t purchased anything from iTunes. Amazon offers DRM-free MP3s I can play on the Sansa Clip I picked up after the headphone jack on my iPod busted. (I still use it in my car.) But I had to give in and come crawling back to the iTunes Store to get those albums. So that’s how Apple’s unspectacular Genius Sidebar nevertheless succeeded in getting twenty bucks out of me.

Anyway, the Genius Playlist feature is more spectacular, as well as cheaper. Select a song, press a button, and it builds a playlist of similar songs to the one you selected and starts playing. I’ve used it a couple of times, and have been consistently surprised about how smart it is about grouping together complementary songs. It seems to favor hit songs. Check out the result of selecting a Red Hot Chili Peppers song in the image above.

iTunes 8 also includes new visualizers. Now I didn’t exactly write a master’s thesis on digital signal processing or anything like that, but is it really so hard to make a visualizer that matches music? I’ve never really been impressed with any of the ones I’ve seen, on iTunes or any other programs. Interestingly, the Stix visualizer, which is the most visibly simple (it’s just a single colored orb flying around in 2D), also seems to be the one which matches music the closest.

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